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Cathouse Unders

I’m goin’ to the Cathouse Unders
Gonna get me an ity bity Goth girl
I’m goin’ to the Cathouse Unders
Gonna get me an ity bity Goth girl

I’m gonna take her home
Dust off those Korn CDs
Then I’m gonna do just what I please

She asks me if I like some band
And I ain’t never heard of them
But I just smile and nod my head
‘Cause I like to play pretend

She says she’s sweet 16
But she’s lying to make it legal
But what that stupid bitch don’t know
Is that I’d gladly fuck a seagull

So I get the Goth girl down
On my filthy bedroom floor
I used to have a bed
But I sold it to buy a whore

I get my jeans down
and I’m about to do my thing
But before I can produce the maggot
My phone begins to ring

Its that little Goth girls mum
She was in my class at school…I was teaching
If she gets her hands on me
She gonna give me a bleaching

So little Goth Girl
Its time to go home
But if you need some 86 year old action
Just pick up the phone