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Nobody Likes a Comedy Rock Band

Hello Students welcome to Fresher’s week!

Nobody likes a Comedy Rock Band
Nobody likes a pair of smug tits
Nobody wants to see their faces
Middle class, Mummy’s boys, student twits

They’re like Tenacious D
Without the fat bloke off the TV
Their a poor man’s Goldie Lookin’ Chain
Same shit jokes again and again
Again and again
Again and again

But when the curtains close
Noone knows
Inside they feel such Pain
But tomorrow they do it again

Do it all again
Do it again!

Nobody likes a comedy rock band
Wait for the real bands to hit the stage
It might have been funny when they were 15
But now they should really be acting their age

Outdated jokes that nobody gets now
Who the fuck is this Paddy Ashdown bloke?
Everything they do has been done better
A deafening silence greets each joke
Greets each joke
If you can call them jokes

But as they lie alone
The tears of the clown
Come raining down
This gentle poet’s goings to drown

He’s going to drown
Going to drown!

Nobody likes a Comedy Rock Band
Nobody likes a pair of smug tits
Nobody wants to see their faces
Middle class, Mummy’s boys, student twits

Nobody likes a comedy rock band
Wait for the real bands to hit the stage
It might have been funny when they were 15
But now they should really be acting their age
Acting their age

Acting their age