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Jolly Top Hat

At the dawn of the Victorian era mankind stood in awe at the creation of Jolly Top Hat, a 500 foot tall iron Giant created for a single purpose: to destroy the working classes.

Jolly Top Hat is a pneumatic man
Helping the upper class whenever he can
He steals from the poor and he gives to the wealthy
He keeps the Victorian economy healthy

Jolly Top Hat is a metallic freak
Protecting the powerful and crushing the weak
No good can come of this ungodly appliance
Squashing the Frogs into total compliance

Jolly Top Hat is a gigantic monstrosity
A towering symbol of our nations pomposity
The smoke he produces shall blot out the sun
Plunging Earth into darkness and destroying the world.

Jolly Top Hat
What ho
Jolly Top Hat
I say
Jolly Top Hat
Top Biscuit

Three cheers for Jolly Top Hat
Huzzah
Jolly Top at
Huzzah
Jolly Top Hat
Huzzah