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Mother-in-Law

Me mother in law
She always makes me do the dishes
And she always socks me in the jaw

So I run away
And try and find something else
Something else to do today

I scream
You scream
We all scream
For her to shut up!
I scream
You scream
We all scream
For her to shut up!
Her to shut up!

Nip out for a fag
I’m sitting on the roof
With a guy who looks like Anthony Booth

Oh you dirty slag
Just as I’m about ta
Get the readys out-a

Oh no
Her she comes
With a pint of milk
And a tin of Brasso!
Oh no
Her she comes
With a pint of milk
And a tin of Brasso!
Tin of Brasso!?!

But when I’m walking down to saucy Sidney’s
I feel on top of the world
With a pie in me hand and a bob on the grand
And I know that you’re my girl
But here she comes again
OH FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Me mother in law
She always makes me do the dishes
And she always socks me in the jaw

So I run away
And try and find something else
Something else to do today

I scream
You scream
We all scream
For her to shut up!
I scream
You scream
We all scream
For her to shut up!
Her to shut up!

You fucking slag!!!!!!