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The Plimptons ©Rap

Whole lotta people in the world today
More than two is what they say
That was just a factual statement
The Plimptons live for infotainment

Br Rockin’ the Well since ’99
But we’ve only played live about 7 times
Always rhyming stuff in couplets
Cutting up beats with a lyrical cutlass

So 3 reunions later
We’re not playing any greater
We’re not trying to be arty
But we’re better than the Donor Party*

This is not another loser anthem
But it’s more entertaining than Lesley Grantham
Good Charlotte speak the truth
But I prefer Musical Youth

Pass the Dutchy on your left-hand side
Smoke it ‘til you’re sick then chuck in the Clyde
I smoke Dope ‘cause it makes mind big
If you can’t smoke a dope, smoke a dead twig

So 3 reunions later
We’re not playing any greater
We’re not trying to be arty
But we’re better than The Donor Party

I wasn’t brought up in London town
Where Maggie Thatcher wears the crown
She may be dead and she might be gone
But her Nazi shadow lingers on

Causing offence is our middle name
Not really, it’s actually “James”
If you like Shatner better stand clear
I drunk has ego like I drink my beer

So 3 reunions later
We’re not playing any greater
We’re not trying to be arty
But we’re better than the Donor Party

But only just.

*The Donor Party were Marty and AJ Plimptons pre-Plimptons band.