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Realm O’ Majick

I was sitting in a restaurant on the other side of town
When I saw an old man in a green and purple gown
He looked up at me with his cane held aloft
And he spoke these words is a voice both harsh and soft:

“The age of science is fading away
be scare not of majick my brother
embrace the new day

The King’s in his castle
The Ghost’s in his tree
The Courtman in his Courtyard making his tea

And O my friends its Majick”

I looked at the man, still somewhat perplexed
There was but one question of which I was vexed
What could I do? What was to be done?
And that’s when he told me that I was the chosen one

“You are a knight of the Magick Realm
Take your sword your shield and your helm(et)

Fight for justice
Fight for truth
Steal the Ogre’s Majick tooth
Take the princess as your bride
You’ll never fail with me on your side

And O my friends its Majick”

I thanked the man and stumbled outside
The sky had turned purple a million miles wide
Outside I could hear the distant cries of giants
So I bid a farewell to the old ways of science

“The age of science is fading away
be scare not of majick my brother
embrace the new day

The King’s in his castle
The Ghost’s in his tree
The Courtman in his Courtyard making his tea

And O my friends its Majick
O my friends its Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajick

10,000 years have passed and the moons have grown dim, since my brothers and I forged a sacred pact and swore one day to return.  But, alas, brother Gogmagog grew wicked and swore to destroy mankind with all his NUCLEAR BOMBS AND TECHNOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And who would have thought this curse would come to pass in the year 2000, the last year of science.”