Now you can sing along to your favourite Plimp tunes!

Help the State

Help the state, ‘Cause it’s your best friend
Help the state, To your needs it will tend
Give lots of money to your local museum
‘Cause it got lots of exhibits and we wanna see ‘um

When you see beggars down on the street
Give them money to get something to eat
When you see slackers doped up on your floor
Boot their arses through the Job Centre door

For the state is based on a democratic system
And the state’s been good to me
I wont hesitate to recommend it to ya
‘Cause the state’s been good to me

Sat hello to your local MP
‘Cause he’s a regular guy just like you and me
Praise policemen, they’re not all pigs
They can stop you getting beaten up by neds dressed in wigs

If the state went away
I bet you’d really miss them
If the state were to go
You’d be sorry that you dissed them

Help the State and do all you can
Shove your face down the pants of the man
Beat up old ladies, murder your gran
Start your own nation wide hose pipe ban…