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System Error

how'm i s'posed to reach my goal of world domination
when all i've got's a calculator and a playstation
i need to get revenge on all those nasty fellas
-BUT-
ev'ry time i turn you on i get a system error

OH YEAH

my partner in crime here
i got him for christmas
he's doing time here
to help me sort this mess
who would have thought that
a wee cat called scooter
could wipe all the data
right off my computer

i used to have an
array of cool data
displaying the names
and addresses and dates
-of-
everyone who ever
pissed my off greatly
but now it's all gone
and it makes me irate, see?

{CHORUS}

got my revenge planned
it's fiendish and clever
kind of like quicksand
it's all now or never
arranging my data in
columns of ire
out of the silicon
and into the fire!

evil ex-boyfriends
and former employers
all of those bastards
will need some good lawyers
but now my ideas
(too evil to mention)
have been destroyed by
a feline intervention

{CHORUS)

blue screen of death
was the fate of my grey friend
keyboard's a mess
a peripheral dead end
system restore
didn't do it no favours
my pc store
warranty couldn't save her

one hairy paw press
took care of my hard drive
it's thanks to rolf that
this cat is still alive
function key errors
and data misfunction
hard to describe how
i feel at this junction